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The Great Bacon Conspiracy! Bacon lovers. It is time to stand up to the conspiracy that is taking place in our super markets. Bacon is one of the world's essential food groups and as we speak fundamental changes to its price and packaging are threatening our guaranteed supply of our succulent bacon in sufficient quantities. I am uncertain whether this is a plot to dangerously reduce our cholesterol intake from the fanatical health lobby or collusion with the "Save Wilbur the pig" coalition, but I cannot stand by idly while the fundamental supply chain of my beloved bacon is challenged! Due to a purported shortage of source material, prices rocketed to unheard of levels, reaching as high as $9.00 for our traditional 500gm package. The result of this increase was to surreptitiously begin to sell 375gm packages of bacon and selling them for the the price we are used to paying 5.00$. Slowly, but surely, the 500gm packages are disappearing from our shelves....and the ...